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You know, somewhere along the way, somebody or some group of people instructed us that it is possible to feel okay all the time- that the human body/mind should normally behave appropriately at all times, and if there is any part of your day or week or month that falls short of feeling 100%, there is something wrong with you.
But you know what happens to everybody? (People just don’t talk about it because they feel it’s only them). Everybody freaks the fuck out.
So if you wanna freak out, freak out. You’re not gonna be 100% all the time. You’re gonna freak out. You’re going to have at least one moment per week where you don’t feel right… but maybe it doesn’t feel so wrong if you know that it’s kind of supposed to happen to you. It is the other side of being conscious and loving-there are gonna be times when you are gonna have to hit Ctrl-Alt-Del.
What I’m trying to say is, fight on.
"How many weasley’s does it take to light up a wand?
Seven: Ginny to look upset and do nothing, Ron to sulk, Fred and George to blow it up, Percy to yell, Charlie to hold it in front of a dragon and Bill to roll his eyes at everyone."
Seven: Ginny to look upset and do nothing, Ron to sulk, Fred and George to blow it up, Percy to yell, Charlie to hold it in front of a dragon and Bill to roll his eyes at everyone."
"Relationships are a lot like glass. Sometimes it’s better to leave them broken then hurt yourself putting it back together"
The Lunch Table Roast
- Stefaan: If I had to choose between a flotation device and whitney, I'd choose whitney. She's more reliable
- Bobby: If we were in an accident and the air bags didn't work, we always have whitney
- (Spills ice tea) Bobby: Whitney! why did u turn?
